I don't think it's fair that there is a socially imposed age on who is allowed to Trick-or-Treat. It gives Halloween a bad taste in my mouth (or maybe that is the lack of candy in my mouth...). I mean, what's left for all us oldies to do? 

This is what I did instead of a. get glares from adults who resentfully hand me fun size candy bars so I won't egg their homes b. kidnap children or c. nonchalantly follow groups of children from house:

Ate pumpkin soup and carved pumpkins

Tried to refrain from making fun of a really awful Dracula movie

But really, what kid embraces his father after he sees him eat a bunch of people? Apparently this one.