So I did not post for September 29th because a ride board situation prevented me from celebrating National Mud Pack Day on the intended celebration. So today is 2-for-1!

If you are as ignorant as I once was, you may not know what "mud pack" refers to. Apparently, it is a mud facial. This holiday was created, and I quote, "for learning and appreciating the use of mud on the face of really any part of the body" (see here). So we learned and appreciated it on our faces.

Insert classic BFF facial photo here:

The end verdict of the Walmart product is that the container should advertise that it is "slightly rejuvenating."

I also got to celebrate Homemade Cookie Day with some other dear people. 

This is the best pumpkin cookie recipe in the world because it is 3 ingredients, you can memorize the recipe in 7.2 seconds, they're fast to make, and exceptionally delicious.

Pumpkin Cookies

 Here's what you need:

1 box spice cake mix 

(or if your store is a weirdo, carrot cake mix)

1 normal sized can of pumpkin

1/2 bag of milk chocolate chips

Mix them together, scoop onto a cookie sheet, and cook at 350 for 8 minutes

Eat lots and lots because it is October 1st! the day of homemade cookies and the day of pumpkin flavored goodness. (Speaking of which, please don't be shamed by whoever came up with the idea that loving something that is flavored with pumpkin spice makes you a "basic white girl." I am outraged at that fiend for making something so pure and wonderful the cause of shame.)

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: 

The murdering of cookies by over-cooking is prohibited. Those found guilty of this crime will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.